If you order this, you'll get the hangover you deserve. Ask yourself why you're ordering this drink ... chances are, the answer has nothing to do with drinking cocktails. So why request this concoction when there are so many better ones out there (assuming you're really after a good drink, of course)? We suggest trying any other drink - with or without alcohol. Besides, the below recipe is merely one of more than 2,000 versions. Typically, a bartender will mix a Sex on the Beach based on your behavior at the bar, not the ingredients you request. This drink is so sickly sweet that you'll have no idea what's really in it.