We know you've ordered this drink, and we're sure you probably enjoyed it, at least what you can remember of it. But we really must break it to you: the Long Island Iced Tea is the granddaddy of cheesy mixed drinks. Besides, any drink made with six different liquors is sure to give you one hell of a hangover. So why order this concoction when there are so many better ones out there, especially drinks that don't promote a hangover? We suggest trying a Sidecar instead. Or do yourself a favor: Lose the liquors and just drink juice.